The Wave
Leatherman | The Wave has an organic curvaceousness that implies that the next version will be installed in place of your dreadfully fragile and inelegant thumb and index finger. For now, though, a Leatherman carried on the belt is like a form of power-assist exoskeleton. Who wouldn't want one of those? The instant you put The Wave on your belt, the list of ACTIONS I CAN PERFORM RIGHT NOW grows from BREATHE, SPIT, and FANTASIZE ABOUT [GILLIAN ANDERSON and/or DAVID DUCHOVNY] to include SNIP THROUGH STEEL WIRE, SAW THROUGH A 2X4 and SLICE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MY THUMB. Wearing a Leatherman is a sign that you've evolved. It's like we've added a new stage in the development of homo sapiens. Cower before me, you dung-flinging primates! I can unscrew stuff!
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